Of pirates selling curry beans
11 Aug 2009 2 Comments
in Music, Uncategorized Tags: Goonda Act, Johnny Depp, Kiera Knightley, Oscars, piracy, pirates, producers
Alright, piracy is a sin. Committing piracy of any kind is sinful. These piracy fellows must be treated to the Goonda Act. Well, goondas will not take action. Someone responsible, the respectable elements of the society will act like goondas and eradicate piracy, is it? Oh no, no, they will perform the act of goondas maybe? Rather, piracy goondas will be treated to goondaism performed by responsible elements of the society who will behave like goondas with goondas? Errr… Ofcourse not! The bottomline is, piracy is a punishable offence and violators will be subjected to the Goonda Act. Thats the buzz now. Seems the fuss is fast catching up… To help the loss-incurring cine and music producers sweep all their monies into their own pockets. Not that the goondas selling pirated copies is a noble act and that they need sympathy but whoever thought movie and movie-music business was lucrative, uh?!
But c’mon, the image of pirates is uarguably romantic. Think Johnny Depp and piracy becomes an ambition – for men to floor women and for women, although not an ambition, the idea of associating with a Johnny Depp like pirate becomes an ambition.
Piracy of video and audio footage, and books would have perhaps been just as romantic had it been on the rough seas with Johnny Depp as the protagonist and Kiera Knightley, the hot seductress, to send the adrenaline racing. But reality, playing the vicious role its meant to, blots the charm and beauty of such romantic deviations, you know!
Reveries of Depp and Knightley apart, piracy steals life of its authenticity, they complain. Unreal, artificial, imitated, cheapened versions of music, movies and books, although only at an arm’s length is not half as charming as the original. Its like settling for Jaani Deep who is at your disposal, at your beck and call, at your rage and risk, since Johnny Depp, besides being a far away dream, is exhorbitant to attain.
Jaani Deep, a pirate of curry beans will do a Johnny Depp of the Carribean for you, whenever you want him to, whatever the time and place maybe – at the turn of the road, opposite authentic cinemas featuring our expensive Johnny Depp, at the end of the lane you live on, just outside your workplace, at bus stations, on railways bridges, occasionally at airport lounges and in city’s underpasses. Jaani Deep is omnipresent and down to earth. He will go places for you, not just hog it all like the oh-well!-the real-high-and-mighty Depp dude who goes places for himself!
But the massive, real, fundamental difference will always hurt- while the Oscars pour cats and dogs on our stud-boy-dude, our mud-boy-dud has to continue struggling to perform his copy cat rites. Clarify here – Page 2, Aug 11, DNA
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